Are we on the right track?

Little over 5 years back, some of us wanted to play God, and create a new world. A perfect world. A world where 4+2 = 42, like it was always meant to be. A world with unlimited free buffets. And, it was to be called the Freaking Awesome Planet, or Fap.

But this idea was quickly discarded after recovering from the hangover. And it was decided that each of us should answer the following question instead - Where do you want to see yourself after 10 years.

And that, started the quest for self discovery, accolades, riches and babes.

Or so it would have been,... till someone suggest that the question should rather be - Where do you see others after 10 years.

And this is what we got:

version 1 (Me):

abhijit : in his own private hair saloon on his private luxury jet
abhirama : in MIT writing books on aoe
varma : in a buggati veyron version 3 
keshav : head in fridge , body outside ,one hand holding a burger , mind thinking of some girl ,ears listening to music,the other hand holding a beer can
dhaval : on his all new 20x20 feet bed with extra springs/foam/suspension and other things

version 2 (Keshav):

Abhijit : Lying in a hospital with broken legs from a car crash, ogling all the nurses.
Abhirama : Publishing papers after papers from IISc where he is now dean, academics.
Varmamoo : Politician, stops corruption, passes a law to sell comics instead of newspapers, nfs instead of cars. makes a fortune, spends it on panipuri stalls the world over!
Dhaval : C.E.O of warmly yours, lives in a house that has a driveway fitted with bathroom heating material to keep the tires of his new ferrari warm!
Me : Wasted!
Niranjan : Author of a dozen comic books and irreverent humour books. Also, financer, developer of the new SNeeST full equipped with wireless lan without session id's.
Harsha : Rich, fat, pimping around!
Santosh : Reading this thread and frowning at us all for joking around with things that are supposed to be serious.
Murthy : Rich, fat, still gathering up courage to ask someone out next week!

Well...

that was 5 years back...

If I were to do this today, then what would I say about - What would happen 5 years from now...

Lets see:

Abhijit: Widowed, Rich, Lives in a luxury yacht with his 20 cats. 

Abhirama: Marries a firangi, Joins NatGeo, Lives in the Alps.

Varma: Father of one, Wife Owns Veyron, Lives in a beach side condo.

Vanka: Converts to Islam, Becomes and expert on religions overnight and hosts a show on CNN, Known more commonly as 'da chick magnet'.

Dhaval: Gets Married and gets rid of his gigantic bed, Founder of a startup company,  Sports a 6 pack.

Keshav: Married, Grows a belly (finally), Has his own line of grooming products, Travels the world.

Murthy: Starts directing films, Gets voted - The most erotic mind ever, in an internet poll, Lives in Canada with his gf's.

Harsha: Marries the CEO's daughter, Professional Yogurt taster, Runs for Mayor.

Myself: Gets banned by buffet places world over, Becomes 300 lbs, Fights for Fat Rights.

Will this hold true in 5 years? No idea...

But here comes the abrupt ending.

What is life???

I have been burning most calories on thinking "What is life?" now a days...

If any one of u have at least tiniest clue on this do reply :D

Yours
Rocky.

The Screwed Night ;)

Time: 4:39AM
Day: 18 (Sat)
Month: July
Year: 2009

Yes this is the night that will be remembered by 4 of us of 4vaystret ;)

Beastu: Got Screwed at the restaurant and then now being screwed by Jingichiki.....

Jingichiki: Zaphod said some thing while playing Monopoly and Jingichiki screwed the first game of monopoly that we started at 12:00 am and continued till 3:30am wtf...

Zaphod: He was winning the game but some how it was stopped abruptly by Jingichiki.... Sacchi mein itna item hey be ye Jingichiki, Patanahi ki how his room-mates are baring him ;)

Rocky: Screwed for 2 hrs and would have been terribly f***** up in the monopoly game but then thanks to the itemest brain of Jingichiki, I did not loose the game.

Now ;)

Beastu: Sleeping, may be 15 min before i finish this post and wake him up ;)

Jingichiki: Dollaran Kamakey Sala soraha hey.... sharam nahi hey, i will wake him up tooooooo ;)

Zaphod: listening to music and reading a novel!!!

Publishing Post,
Rocky

!!!! efiL nI dabaredyH :|

It's been a long time since some one posted here...
so i thought, why not i type my first post at 4vayStret!!!!

Time: 8:51 PM
Month: July
Year: 2009

Out of the 7 contributors only 2 of them are surviving in Hyd :P
(Zaphod & Rocky)

Razor is doing his MBA :O !!!! Congrats Dude, the first chap to do MBA from CSE-07 batch of so called Sreenidhi University!!! oops i remember going to the alumni meet few weeks back, so update on that..... "it was bulll shittttt!!!!"

"I Am Rocky! If ur Reading this, then ur Human Being!!!"

what crap is this ;) that's the effect after watching TS twice in two days.

Publishing Post
Rocky!

First draft of wiki snist

from Keshav to keshav.r@gmail.com date 14 February 2007 17:09 subject wiki snist mailed-by wipro.com

==SNIST==

===Sree Nidhi Institute of Science and Technology===

SNIST stands for Sree Nidhi Institute of Science and Technology. This, as you might have guessed is the official name for the college.

There are many unofficial Long forms of SNIST that will not be mentioned here because of the abundance of hatred and expletives that they contain.

SNIST is located about twenty kilometers from one remote corner of [[Hyderabad]], a wonderfully mental city, at a place called yamnampet, close to ghatkesar.

The easiest way to reach SNIST is to take a train leaving from [[Secunderabad]](another wonderfully mental town) station and jump off the train about twenty minutes into your journey.

You haven't a very good chance of making it alive, but you'll still be in better condition when compared to most of the students inside the college.

SNIST was started in 1995, a result of a great (in length, not idea) dream by a very bored soul.

The college has a perpetual "work in progress" look about it, which makes it very distinctive, and all the more hate-able for the students.

The students of SNIST are either very unlucky or very stupid(sometimes both). The college is run by a bunch of anal warts, all of whom are extremely unhelpful and very stupid (and mostly underqualified).

Students from this college, however manage to do quite well for themselves. This fact, by itself, proves that the whole concept of college education is complete BS.

The SNIST web-site can be viewed at [http://www.snist.com snist-official-website]

It is an absolutely useless website, and is often used as an example of "how not to design a web-page" by the students and lecturers of many colleges.

Some seriously useful information about snist can however be viewed at [http://snist03.blogspot.com snist-un-official-website] where a small bunch of hilarious students have posted what now happens to be the most popular pieces of text about SNIST on the www.

===What you need to watch out for : ===

====== Football ground======

The road into the college leads right up to a small land-mass that might have once looked a

little like a playing field, but now has degenerated into a large mole-infested ant-hill.

====== Campus-wide Wireless network======

A new campus wide network has been installed recently at the college at the cost of a neat

one Crore Rs. This network is, at present, being used by a grand total of four computers,

and one laptop.

====== Basketball court======

The SNIST basketball court is ridiculed at almost every basketball tournament in the city,

and the management of the college has been promising "a new concrete court next year" for

the past six years.

====== Canteen======

The SNIST canteen has been likened to (a) A generator room (b) A cycle stand (c) The

work-men's quarters and (d) Staff toilets

If you value your stomach and your life, you will be well advised to not visit this place

no matter how hungry you may be.

====== Staff======

Staff at SNIST range from ridiculously underqualified 20 year olds, who cannot speak a word

of English to Senile old men who passed the age of retirement before the second world war

(not surprisingly, they are under-qualified too).

====== Clock-tower======

Actually, if you do manage to find this clocktower, please do fill this in.

[[SNIST clocktower]]

====== Toilets======

The toilets here can not be described. They have to been seen to be believed. I'm sorry, but

such is life.

===JNTU===

An article about SNIST would never be complete without a reference to the university it comes under.

[[JNTU]] Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University

This university is known for consistently inconsistent paper evaluations, myriads of unknown colleges in bewildering locations, sporadic cultural and sports activities, and general nonsense.

The official website is [http://www.jntu.ac.in jntu site]

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Stolen from www.snistblog.com

Came across this site in the youtube video comments. This was a post about Udaya kumar leaving the college blah blah. It seems his parting message was:

"get married, have lots of children, help others when they ask you for it"

lol

Some of his quotes:

...ahh Open those windows...

...this place stinks(do u know the difference between a cow & a buffallo)...

...the way you dress and the way you address are very important...

...I am sorry if it hurts you but believe me its the truth...

...Come to my cabin I will show you what I am...

...as the saying goes...Better late than never...

...When i was in Morrocco, my students rated me 4.5 on 5 point scale...

...Disinclination to learning when it is a Dire Necessity is a Crime of the Highest Order...

...I like to take the bull by its horns!!!!!!!! ...

....i'll crush u with my iron hand....

...in a lighter vein or nothing derrogatory about it !...

...i dont give a shit...

...I WILL CUT IT & trust me, i am not talking about your tails...

...I firmly believe in it...

during attendence: for girls:konchum aagavamma...for guys: em babu aagatledha...

I actually laughed at loud at some of these. It was so much fun - a 100 people making fun of people like him. Have a good laugh :P

Remember this?

Definitely a bad question to ask. Its legendary and unforgettable! Read the comments people have posted and laugh :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvoNzonCGS0