Saturday, September 20, 2008

Stolen from www.snistblog.com

Came across this site in the youtube video comments. This was a post about Udaya kumar leaving the college blah blah. It seems his parting message was:
"get married, have lots of children, help others when they ask you for it"

lol

Some of his quotes:

...ahh Open those windows...
...this place stinks(do u know the difference between a cow & a buffallo)...
...the way you dress and the way you address are very important...
...I am sorry if it hurts you but believe me its the truth...
...Come to my cabin I will show you what I am...
...as the saying goes...Better late than never...
...When i was in Morrocco, my students rated me 4.5 on 5 point scale...
...Disinclination to learning when it is a Dire Necessity is a Crime of the Highest Order...
...I like to take the bull by its horns!!!!!!!! ...
....i'll crush u with my iron hand....
...in a lighter vein or nothing derrogatory about it !...
...i dont give a shit...
...I WILL CUT IT & trust me, i am not talking about your tails...
...I firmly believe in it...
during attendence: for girls:konchum aagavamma...for guys: em babu aagatledha...

I actually laughed at loud at some of these. It was so much fun - a 100 people making fun of people like him. Have a good laugh :P

Remember this?

Definitely a bad question to ask. Its legendary and unforgettable! Read the comments people have posted and laugh :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvoNzonCGS0

Thursday, September 4, 2008

All i wanted

was some popcorn.
But the damn microwave blew and nearly burnt down my house.
There goes the bachelor pad.

Monday, August 25, 2008

ink'd

http://i33.tinypic.com/b6oqz9.jpg
Don't tell my folks

Saturday, July 26, 2008

I think I'm Bored...

Of what, I asked.

You, she said.

There's your humorous post for the day.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright!

It's been almost two months since I joined Tiger-Tail. Time's flown.
I'm having a really good time here. Working with a great bunch of guys, really smart and funny too, which makes for a great work environment.

A few things have happened since I left TCS. Went on a biking-trekking tour, travelled through many of the hill stations and ghats around Pune. Lots of very beautiful places. Had a really nice time doing that.
And then I rode back to Hyd from Pune. Rode through the night, which was exciting and rather stupid at the same time.

Now I'm slowly getting into the working man's routine...except that I get to do weird things at work that most offices won't allow.

No updates on the personal/private/love life! I'm still the same old crazy, selfless, hungry, makes-no-effort-to-talk-to-new-people, slightly bored me.

I've realised, being in college gives you more things to write about. Whether it is more cribbing about how terrible the system is, or crazy jokes about people in college.
Need to get some stupid random humour posts in here soon. This place is looking way too sober!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Darn the comments limit

Ok, what started off as a comment to razors post has now bloated into this!

Now to answer what I'm doing.
me, well...
Got interested in tennis. but figured out it has too much sweat involved, so I now play on a table.
Started playing billiards, but the other day some girl told me "you are not supposed to whack the ball like that", so I guess I was playing some other variant , maybe its called freestyle pool.
Talking of pool, I went swimming the other day with my jeans pants. What happened in the pool, outside the pool, and in the car is left to your imagination.

Talking about other things, I am now in the ISA committee, so the current president of ISA asked me to write an email to the group on his behalf. ( a blatant mistake indeed )

The email is posted below:

Hi junta,

Its been almost 3 weeks since the new ISA committee took over, and for many it would seem - they haven't done any thing. But that is not true (well not entirely :P )
I am Krishna Chaitanya the current president of ISA . Many of you must have seen me (in 4 seasons or elsewhere(in which case I would be surprised)), some of you don't know me, a few of you know me, and a couple of you hate me (which is irrelevant). But I am writing this mail today to introduce myself and my committee, and to share with you a few things that we as a committee have planned.


Firstly the Committee:
We have a big committee this time, 9 in total:
P - myself (it would be nice if someone else can complete this.( Someone great at flattery ))
VP - tosifa ( her mails can be compiled into a trilogy of 55 parts, whatever )
GS - ravi ( the guy with a built in statistical data analyzer module )
JS - niarnjan ( wrong spellings - the easiest way to irritate him :P)
T - deval ( contrary to the popular legend, this is a girl )
SS - srikanth ( check his pic on the ISA site :P )
CS - neha ( Not just, 1st 4 letters of the English alphabet )
PRO - nipun ( whatever :P )
WM - ravi ( F.U.N. (for further details contact me) )


Fine,
Now for the 2nd part of the mail

The past few weeks we have been discussing a list of things to implement.
We the ISA, are planning to organize a few events in the coming months and
we are trying our best to make ISA active once again. I will list a few few of those things here:


On june 28th we are organizing
Holi in Johnson field. FREE Colors (and snacks!!)

The future events that we are planning are:
->A Sports event,
->A cultural performance.
->freshers party/Desi night for new students.


ISA would greatly appreciate your suggestions on these
events.


Holi would be a big event and we will release the fliers very soon and send it to the list server.
It would be great if you can tell this to your desi and non-desi friends, and help us in making this a fun event!

One other change you would see is - the ISA website. By this month end we will have a new website, with lost of new features. We have a few other things planned, I will let you guys know about it once those things get finalized.

Well, thats all for now, you can read more about what we are planning at http://unm-isa.blogspot.com/ .

Thanks,
ISA President


So the email was sent, and now officially we are the most hated group, but the thing is everyone in this groups hates me, which makes me the most hated person on campus.

And yes, there was this bed bug epidemic, but it only seemed to occur on my bed. I had already kicked out 2 beds, but having figured out that this wasn't helping me financially, I switched to the couch. This was before someone reminded me of those sprays which come in nice bright coloured (fuck the americanized spell check) tin cans.
One thing lead to another and now we are trying nice expensive room fresheners.

Well thats all for now.
Hope you guys are having a better time!

-V